~Kelekona

I'm bored so I'm posting crap. I know, omg, I'M POSTING STUFF.

That link with minish pic has been up there for the longest time...How do I put something else there??? Ah well....

Anyhoo...uhhh....I gots a job at the ol' pizza joint. I'm not making pizza currently though...I'm doing dishes...Not that there's anything wrong with that but...

WHAT'S WRONG WITH MUH PIZZAS!? THEY DIDN'T EVEN TRAIN MEH ON PIZZA DECORATION,TOPPINGS, WHATEVER. I SLAPPED DOUGH GOOD! I SLAPPED IT GOOD!!!!

ahem...yes....>>;;

Still working on Dark Kind (lol penis) and deciding which comic to work on next after it or at least when it gets further in.

I realized just now I never did put up anything to do with Wandererz....ah well. Another time perhaps.

I found my friendslist. It turns out I did something stupid and that's why it disappeared...I CLICKED SOMETHIN'. I don't know what exactly, but I managed to unclick it and now everything's back to normal...

uhh...I got paid a couple days ago. Got like, 60$. For my training period at the pizza house.

I read the Elfen Lied manga(for those of you pronouncing LIED as in she LIED about her age at da club and that's why I humped her good and got in trouble wit da priest.) promptly smack yourself for all the times someone told you otherwise, and you argued with them. If you're forehead is not bleeding, and you say LEED (even though its spelt LIED) good for you and feed yourself a cookie.


As for the priest and the club bit....Well, Kona does know her pop culture and this maybe old news, but it was a reference to Akon and his whole stage raep thinger. He like takes this chick up on stage and starts dry humping her in everyone's faces. Turns out she's 13 and the daughter of a priest. (Someone's curfew is gonna be alot earlier...)

But yeah, I'm typing stuff for the sake of making this journal as long as possible.

OMG

I just realized.

Kona is Akon (or Akon is Kona) REARRANGED. D:

I'm easily amazed at this hour...Uhhh....I'll probably post artness. People rarely look at this thinger...OH!

Hey, I know what to write about! Alexiuss, this guy I faved, had his art stolen by Dubain ninjas. Well, maybe not ninjas, but yeah.
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If ya scroll down, alot, you will find it. its like, 6th or 8th down. Its says Doombringers. But yes. Emirates Home Magazine is in ur DA, stealin' ur artz. But seriously, that stinks. I know what its like to have your art stolen. mine wasn't stolen by some dubian magazine, but art theft suxorz in any shape or form. Which reminds me, I still gotta read through that petition thinger lone-momo had in her journal. I say the art thieves should...uhh...HAVE THEIR PANTS STOLEN! YES! IT IS BRILLIANT!! They should be under survellience and everytime they obtain a new pair of pants and any other existing undergarment covering apparatuses, they should be stolen. and burned. Maybe with said art thief in them. >>

I wanna play D&D again...Just maybe not as DM this time...Or maybe be a DM and have D&D less often so I have time to invent totally badass adventures, and not just kinda improvise. I wanna have long sessions again...

and I got a dictionary of mythology. I had a book gift certificate dealy from christmas and used it to buy a book. I would've had 8 dollars left on it but mom got suckered into Chapter's little Valentine's scheme in which you buy card along with a 25$ perchase, you get a prize. Sounds good right? WRONG!!!! These cards cost you like 7-8 bucks and its turned out the book which we thought was 24.99 had actually been marked down to like, 17.00$ and then the card added into the equation came out to about 25$ or more. I would've said something or asked but I was just kinda going along with it, and forgot that cards cost like 8 bucks D:.

I mean really. 8 bucks? FOR A BLOODY CARD!? its a nice card, and I like it...it has a dog with a pink feather boa which is a real piece of fluff that you can pet and stuff but....man, the most you should be paying for a card is 2-4$. MAX. Ok, if this card can shoot lazors or smite your enemies or fulfill you sexually (it took me along time to remember how fulfill was spelled. THANX firefox for pointing out how I can't spell.) THEN pay like 8+ dollahs for it. and musical cards are just annoying. They don't play the full song, just the same verse over and over. I HATE musical christmas cards, especially the jingle bell ones, those are the worse. and when the battery gets low, they either start playing faster and wonkier or they start sounding like jingle bells as sung by Satan. My friend's angel clock started doing that. It was really creepy. Everytime the clock would hit the hour, it would play this demented yet some how kinda chimey tune all warped and deep like. It was all cute with angels but creepy. TT^TT

So apparently Emos now preach the word of Christ. Dear god...lol.
I left the T.V on this one channel cuz I was watching Craig Fergusen, who FINALLY got his American citizenship(yays), and it was over, suddenly, this emo kid is on this stage, going on about how we have god on our side or something like that. And I'm like, WTF? Probably had a revelation after cutting his wrists...>> i know, that was mean, but you all know its true. anyway, I changed it to the timeshares/scam channel ftw. >:3 I can kinda see how jesus would appeal to the emos, he is bleeding from his hands after all. I know its not his wrists, but close enough.

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If Jesus did exist, I would've died before the end of this post.

But I do believe in karma. And Moment Of Truth restored that faith in me. Moment of Truth btw, is a stupid new reality show where people purposely hook them selves up to a lie detector and are asked personal questions on television that could possibly (like 99% of the questions) ruin their lives and or career. Of course, lie detectors aren't always correct as they detect body temperature and stuff like that. I don't know if it monitors heart rate, but it goes on assumption that people who lie get nervous, but if you have a real cold liar, the lie detector isn't gonna have anything on them. But the reason why this restored my faith in karma is cuz of this asshole:

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I watched the whole thing on the T.V and the way that fiancee look at him after that you know she was gonna be like LATORZ. I loved how the whole audience was laughing their asses off at him. But what gets me is how people felt sorry for him at the end in the comments at good ol' youtube. SORRY!? For that guy!? D:< Anyway, I'm running out of crap to write about.
So to the few people who actually see my DA stuff and bother to read muh journals, thanks and good night.